{"id":18,"date":"2008-12-03T23:28:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-03T23:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/helenabasaganas.com\/blog\/?p=18"},"modified":"2008-12-03T23:28:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-03T23:28:00","slug":"el-regal-perfecte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/helenabasaganas.com\/new\/el-regal-perfecte\/","title":{"rendered":"El regal perfecte."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M&#8217;est\u00e0 costant, per\u00f2 a poc a poc s\u00f3c m\u00e9s a prop de tenir una vida plena:<br \/>ja tinc <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Jefe<\/span>. I s\u00ed, cal dir <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Jefe<\/span>. El <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Jefe<\/span> \u00e9s aquell cabronet, el \u00abcap\u00bb \u00e9s nom\u00e9s un superior ins\u00edpit. Cal tenir <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Jefe<\/span>. A certa edat, \u00e9s un recurs indispensable. Ara, quan ja fa temps que un s&#8217;est\u00e0 fent gran, que ha deixat de discutir amb sa mare i beu birres amb son pare i s&#8217;emprenya sovint amb els amics (mentre es pregunta constantment perqu\u00e9 cullons va escollir-los presisament a ells), ara que ja fa temps que un es belluga feli\u00e7 al costat de la parella entre temes de conversa precuinats, ara, m\u00e9s que mai, ara, estimat lector, \u00e9s imprescindible tenir <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Jefe<\/span>. Una nova figura autoritaria, indesitjable, extravagant, incomprensible, una font inesgotable de temes violents, surrealistes, un nou front com\u00fa per la parella, el blanc perfecte de les parodies m\u00e9s sonades&#8230; Bene\u00eft sia, bene\u00eft sia <span>El<\/span> <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Jefe<\/span>.<br \/>Catalans, catalines, no busqueu m\u00e9s i regaleu un <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Jefe<\/span> aquest Nadal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M&#8217;est\u00e0 costant, per\u00f2 a poc a poc s\u00f3c m\u00e9s a prop de tenir una vida plena:ja tinc Jefe. I s\u00ed, cal dir Jefe. El Jefe \u00e9s aquell cabronet, el \u00abcap\u00bb \u00e9s nom\u00e9s un superior ins\u00edpit. Cal tenir Jefe. A certa edat, \u00e9s un recurs indispensable. Ara, quan ja fa temps que un s&#8217;est\u00e0 fent gran, que ha deixat de discutir [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-projects"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenabasaganas.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenabasaganas.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenabasaganas.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenabasaganas.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenabasaganas.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/helenabasaganas.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenabasaganas.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenabasaganas.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenabasaganas.com\/new\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}